Yes, my Android went flying.
Yes, the screen shattered.
Yes, the case is dead.
Yes, it is over a year old.
No, the store will not fix it now.
No, the company said I am not able to get a new one with my plan since it is not close enough to the two year point.
Yes, the tape is holding.
No, my fingers are not getting cut.
Yes, I might get it fixed.
Yes, I might change companies because of them not working with me even though I want to give them more money.
Yes, the tape is holding.