Jeffrey Lawrence Lageson - Bibliography
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FICTION
BOOMERANG
- Serialized in "The Silver Valley Voice"/Moonshine Hill Press 1996-97
- Serialized in "The Silver Valley Voice"/Moonshine Hill Press 1996-97
Boomerang: Monday Evening 8/96
Boomerang: After Showering 9/96
Boomerang: Overslept 10/96
Boomerang: In Love 11/96
Boomerang: After Lunch 12/96
Boomerang: Gametime 1/97
Boomerang: After Showering Again 2/97
Boomerang: To Study 4/97
Boomerang: Wednesday Morning 5/97
Boomerang: Overslept Again 6/97
Boomerang: Test 7/97
Boomerang: Snack Time 8/97
Boomerang: Back Home 9/97
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SHORT FICTION
To Know "The Silver Valley Voice"/Moonshine Hill Press 8/95
Monday Evening "The Silver Valley Voice"/Moonshine Hill Press 9/95
Vicarious Energy "The Silver Valley Voice"/Moonshine Hill Press 11/95
Curve Balls "The Silver Valley Voice"/Moonshine Hill Press 1/96
"Who's There ?!?" "The Silver Valley Voice"/Moonshine Hill Press 2/96
The Weatherman "The Silver Valley Voice"/Moonshine Hill Press 4/96
Shrill "The Silver Valley Voice"/Moonshine Hill Press 6/96
X-mas Shopping "The Silver Valley Voice"/Moonshine Hill Press 7/96
Midnight Daydream "The Voice"/Moonshine Hill Press 11/97
The Owl "The Voice"/Moonshine Hill Press 3/98
Eyewitness "The Voice"/Moonshine Hill Press 4/98
Zoo Signs "The Voice"/Moonshine Hill Press 2/99
Hold The Tomato "The Voice"/Moonshine Hill Press 2/00 pp 17-18
This Is Why I'll Never Successfully Clean Out My Garage: A Fictionalized Recounting of Possible Real Events - "The Voice"/Moonshine Hill Press 11/02 p5
Beer - “The Voice” /Moonshine Hill Press 3/03 p8
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SIGNIFICANT NON-FICTION / FEATURES / ESSAYS / ETC ...
"The Modern Groom's Guide To The Neurotic Bride"
Part One 4/99 p8 "The Voice"/Moonshine Hill Press
Part Two 5/99 p7 "The Voice"/Moonshine Hill Press
Part Three 6/99 p10 "The Voice"/Moonshine Hill Press
Part Four 7/99 p "The Voice"/Moonshine Hill Press
Part Five 8/99 p8 "The Voice"/Moonshine Hill Press
Part Six 9/99 pp8-9 "The Voice"/Moonshine Hill Press
- "Of Mice And Little Green Men" 5/95
- "The Long And Winding Road Trip" 6/95
- "The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is ..." 7/95
- "I Can Sure Use A Pair Of Padres Tickets" (Cover Mention)10/95
- "Don't Believe What You Read" (w/cartoon) 5/96
"The Silver Valley Voice"/Moonshine Hill Press
- "Trying Out With The Seattle Sounders" 10/99 p11
- "The Spin is on the Quick-Quick" 9/05 p5
- “Maybe I’m Exaggerating, But Root Beer is Really Good” 4/03 p6
"The Voice"/Moonshine Hill Press
"When I Was Young And ..." ASTRONOMY 12/90 pp14-18 Viewpoints
"Biggest Man On Campus" SPORTS WASHINGTON 10/93 pp 22-25
"Big Fun For Big House" PACIFIC NORTHWEST INLANDER 12/10-16/97
"Is This Seat Taken?" MOSCOW-PULLMAN DAILY NEWS 11/21-22/97 Palouse Reader Section p4C
"An Open Letter To God" THE AMBASSADOR pp4-5 (W/Comment & Introduction) 1989
"Sweaty Nipples" 12/92 PANDEMONIUM
"Spikenard" 2/93 PANDEMONIUM
"Daddy Long Legs" 3/93 PANDEMONIUM
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CITY HEAT MAGAZINE
2/90 - 2/92
"Editor In Chief" 4/90 - 8/90
CITY HEAT HEATWAVE COLUMNS
Environment 10/90 p15
Noise Ordinances 11/90 p22
Censorship 1/91 p22
Love 2/91 p22
Sinead 4/91 p37
Haircut 5/91 p23
Trading Cards 11/91 p23
FEATURES, ETC ...
Igniter 3/90 p16
Andy Wood Editorial 4/90 p3
Shotgun Mama 4/90 pp8-9, cover
NAMA Photo 4/90 p11
Forced Entry 5/90 p16 w/photo
Kristen Barry 6/90 pp8,14
Bitter End 7/90 pp4-5, cover
The Young Brians 5/91 p10
MAJOR REVIEWS
Vain, Alice in Chains, Shotgun Mama 2/90 p22
Paul McCartney 5/90 p22
David Bowie 6/90 p16
Blue Oyster Cult 4/91 p33
DOZENS OF RECORD, TAPE, AND CLUB SHOW REVIEWS
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POETRY
"Jogging Scene" p62
"Home Opener" p94
"Surgery" p113
"Untitled Poem '94" p142
WHISPERS FROM WHITMAN COUNTY 1995
"Marlboro Man"
"Owl"
"My Dog Killed A Possum Last Night"
THE DAILY EVERGREEN, SUMMER BIO-RHYTHMS 6/11/96 p16
w/photo and story/interview
"The Store"
THE JOURNAL, PHS 1997
"Driving In The Rain" 4/95 pp8-9
"Carl" 9/97
"Holding On" 9/97
"The Silver Valley Voice"/ Moonshine Hill Press
"Wednesday August 3, 2005 Just Before Midnight" 12/06 p5
"The Voice"/Moonshine Hill Press
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THE DAILY EVERGREEN
8/87 - 12/89 & 6/95 - 10/95
OPINIONS EDITOR Fall 1989 Columnist, Borderline, Features
"Yeltsin Visit Shows Signs Of Change" Editorial Reprinted in "The Indiana Daily Student Fall 1989
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CHAPBOOKS
"Odd Thoughts, Midnight Ramblings, and Summer Dreams"
Fiction/Poetry INNUENDO ?!? 1989
"Extremity"
Poetry/Fiction INNUENDO ?!? 1989
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POEMS IN THE "BAD POETRY" SECTION OF "THE VOICE"/"THE SILVER VALLEY VOICE"
"Gone on the 4th of July" "Ruling Our Lives" "4:45AM and Raining" "X-Men ... X-People" 9/96
"New Logic" "I Ain't (Really Very) Superstitious" "Neon Spandex" 11/96
"A Mysterious Fax To George Left On His Chair After Lunch" "B" 12/96
"Seeking The Face Of God" "MLB" "I Wanna Tricorder" "Pens" "Older Now" "Pop" 1/97
"OJ & Mick" "Truth in Advertising" "Colfax" "Sitting In Back" "90210 & Parking" "Freshmen" "What's Good For You" "Spokane Television News" 2/97
"WPVA" "Questions" "Little Green Men" "Survey Says ..." "A Car To Work On" "Movie Evil Bad Guy Speed" 3/97
"A Cooler in Hand" 5/97
"Dasher Proof" "All Rights Reserved" "Weak" 6/97
"The Drop" 7/97
"Rush" "Warning: This Poem May Cause You To Use Your Eyes And Force You To Read - Caution Advised" "Big Blue" "Maybe" 10/97
"Only A Part Of The Picture" "Sorting" 11/97
"Trust No One" "Not Explainable By Reasonable Means" "Rootbeer.Com" 12/97
"Lost & Spaced" "Random Order Thoughts On the Number 2000" "Stop Calling" 1/98
"Define" "Chaotic Systems" 3/98
"Drugs" "Mirror Legal System" "Inconvenient Democracy" 4/98
"Book Rush" "Dim" "Graduation" "Tiny D" "Love Hound and the Snuggle Puppy" "The 4 Food Groups" 5/98
"We Could (And Should Already) Be Living On Mars" 6/98
"Toast" "Referral" "Memory Upgrade" "The Nike Spangled Banner" "Shock" 7/98 p12
"The Big Bad Wolf" "New Product" 8/98 p12
"On The Links" "Get Rich Quick" 9/98
"They Both Basically Suck" "Don't Listen To Campaign Ads" 10/98
"Television Campaign Commercials" "Not A Prayer" "Phone Call" "The Male Christmas Shopping Perspective Is A Lot Like The Male Attitude Toward Sex" 12/98
"My Inner Redneck" "Impeachment" "Rush Hour" 1/99 p10
"200" 2/99 p9
"Hyphen" "This Ain't Rocket Science" "If It Looks Like A Hook Don't Bite It" "From The Vaults Of Innuendo" 6/99 p11
"Crossing" "Untitled" 9/99 p11
"The View From Out In Left Field" "Rhetoric" "Shotgun Prose" 10/99 p10
"At Work" "2 Ties 1 Watch" 2/00 p13
"Go Figure" "There's a Political Statement in There SOMEwhere" "Empty Monarch Vodka Bottle" "Drunken Stupor" "12.31.1999" Winter/06 p4
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1978 SPU YOUNG AUTHOR'S CONFERENCE "Teddy's Adventure In Outer Space" Now in Seattle School District Library System
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ARTICLES ABOUT JEFF'S WRITING
An article about CITY HEAT w/photo & quotes appeared in The Highline Times 5/23/90 pA-2 (Cover Mention)
An article about poetry w/photo quotes and 3 poems appeared in The Daily Evergreen 6/11/96
An article about WHISPERS FROM WHITMAN COUNTY appeared in The Whitman County Gazzette 11/95
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ODDS & ENDS
Nanowrimo participant (02-04) - did not finish once
shotgunprose.blogspot.com - started Labor Day Weekend 06
Letters in various publications including Soccer America, Seattle P-I, Bone, Cerebus, Hepcats, & Patsy Walker, AKA Hellcat!
www.ironmaiden.com - review of 2000 Tacoma Dome show
4 "Smart Talk" contributions in Seattle P-I Sports Section 1998-99
Participated in published writing survey in UPSTREAM, The Literary Center Quarterly, Summer 1992
"Husky/Cougar Debate" (Cougar) GULaw Bill Of Particulars Nov 1990
www.paulsbasement.org - several pieces but the site is no longer active
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Internet infrastructure
Umbrella Websites:
Writing:
https://www.amazon.com/Boomerang-Jeffrey-Lageson-ebook/dp/B01BX121P6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1467248948&sr=8-1&keywords=jeffrey+Lageson+boomerang#nav-subnav (in which my first novel is for sale online as a PDF)
https://soundcloud.com/jeff-lageson (in which I am podcasting mini audiobooks of my published writing)
Gaming:
https://www.thegamecrafter.com/games/52-geek-pickup (for sale online at $13.99)
https://www.thegamecrafter.com/games/52-jock-pickup (for sale online at $13.99)
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/278019305/52-geek-pickup (successfully completed)
https://www.facebook.com/OwlandMooseStudios (gaming social media with Marci Heider)
Soccer Journalism (current):
http://www.prostamerika.com/?s=lageson (Seattle Reign & WOSO beat writer)
http://www.prostamerika.com/womens-soccer-yearbook (I contributed Chapters 1 & 13 and a photo)
http://www.goalkeeperguys.net/ (jointly with Vanya Tucherov)
https://twitter.com/goalieguys (jointly with Vanya Tucherov)
Acting
In addition, I have shot scenes for the first season of the upcoming web series Ace Danger-man: Loose Cannon Law-Man. I do not have anything from the Microsoft commercial I filmed in 2008. “The comic book shop” has a page linked that has all of the credits.
Social Media:
Contributing and/or interestingly a part of:
http://412comics.com/john-cross (in which the star system is named after me)
http://thefifiorganization.net/jasons-films/paper-city-trailer/ (in which I contributed dialogue and one scene)
http://thefifiorganization.net/fifi/fifi-a-band-the-book/ (in which I am the villain of the book)
http://thefifiorganization.net/fifi/sorry-bout-that-complete/ (in which I am interviewed with the screen caption of "Poet/Anti-Jason” as a fictionalized version of myself)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0THbJgMW6NY&list=RD0THbJgMW6NY (The Doubleclicks - “Cats at Parties” in which I appear as "Right" at 0:04)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RltQgUOEbEI&t=29s (The Doubleclicks - “Wrong About Gender”)
https://www.amazon.com/Fugitive-Views-Reviews-Ken-Ardizzone/dp/1600470327/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1526928985&sr=8-2&keywords=nearenberg (Due to my work as an extra on a couple episodes of the 200 reboot I was contacted by one of the authors and sent them an account of my experiences. I am not an author, but I am adding this link here because of that.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX6M5hPYUuM&t=10s (My Doubleclicks and Roadrunner parody)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-7mEy8CAeM&t=3s (“Driving in the Rain” as a short film)
