Seahawks Receivers ...

Conversation between a sports agent and an unemployed wide receiver overheard this week ...

Sports Agent: I lined you up a work out.

Unemployed Wide Receiver: Great. Which team?

Sports Agent: Seattle.

Unemployed Wide Receiver: ...

Sports Agent: You there?

Unemployed Wide Receiver: You ever see This Is Spinal Tap?

Sports Agent: Yes. Years ago.

Unemployed Wide Receiver: Remember what happened to those drummers?

Sports Agent: I think so.

Unemployed Wide Receiver: Seahawks Wide Receivers are like Spinal Tap drummers.

Sports Agent: I told them you would be there tomorrow morning for a physical.

Unemployed Wide Receiver: You're fired.